January 2011
(518): I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There’s piss everywhere.
(740): I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
(518): I legitimately just tried… http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/tfln/~3/rKWIQplIgqg/Text-Replies-24676.html
(970): We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
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Nonono, I love youu.
Even though I know you’re only using me for my vagina & flexibility.
When someone you hate walks in front of you
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